"Broads Comedy: The Flooded Fiasco at Hickling Hall"
Posted: Sat Feb 03, 2024 4:37 pm
"Broads Comedy: The Flooded Fiasco at Hickling Hall"
In Hickling Hall, a meeting so grand,
To discuss the flooding, Norfolk's lowland.
The Broads Authority's CEO in a cowboy hat,
Indifferent to floods, imagine that!
Three hours of talk, broadcasted live,
No comments on floods, did he even strive?
Cucumber sandwiches passed around,
Responsibility shirked, solutions unfound.
Dredging dismissed, a chap declared,
Spoil's toxic, but no one cared.
Boat tolls persist, blame on climate change,
Proper drainage ignored, such a strange exchange.
The CEO's hat, a symbol so bold,
Yet silence on flooding, a story untold.
A comedy of errors, a meeting absurd,
No progress made, just laughter heard.
In Hickling Hall, a meeting so grand,
To discuss the flooding, Norfolk's lowland.
The Broads Authority's CEO in a cowboy hat,
Indifferent to floods, imagine that!
Three hours of talk, broadcasted live,
No comments on floods, did he even strive?
Cucumber sandwiches passed around,
Responsibility shirked, solutions unfound.
Dredging dismissed, a chap declared,
Spoil's toxic, but no one cared.
Boat tolls persist, blame on climate change,
Proper drainage ignored, such a strange exchange.
The CEO's hat, a symbol so bold,
Yet silence on flooding, a story untold.
A comedy of errors, a meeting absurd,
No progress made, just laughter heard.