Probably one of the most bizarre stories I have come across this week and I don't know whether to laugh or shake my head in disbelief.Storm in a teacup! Cafe boss will be hit with £20,000 fine if she even glances at rival tea shop next door in bitter village row
Could this really be what folks mean by N.F.N?
And these two are smiling so cheesy that I almost believe that butter would not melt in their mouths.
I won't spoil the surprise.